What's with the hair?

I offer you three explanations. Pick the one you like best.

The Honest: I like the way it looks. I'm easy to find in a crowd, readily memorable if you've just met me, and I like to see people's reactions.
The Unlikely: Oi! You got a problem with my hair, boi?!
The Intellectual: It's a protest against the attitude of the 90s(and soon the serendipitous 'nothings' of the new century). The past decade represents a shift in societal views such that nobody is responsible for their actions anymore; everyone is a victim. Crimes aren't the fault of the perpetrator, instead their childhood, the media, or our culture is to blame. New laws and restrictions are created purely to protect people from themselves. This is my reaction expressing that I refuse to be a party to this insanity and self-delusion, that I refuse to leave the previous years behind. It may not have been perfect then, but it made more sense than the lack of accountability of today.
Perhaps one of these is true. Perhaps it's something else entirely.

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